Iron Kiwi: Part 3 (A Steven Adams-Nick Collison Fanfiction)

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This is part 3 of a Steven Adams-Nick Collison fanfiction series. The previous installment can be found here.

 

“Damnit, old man, I don’t care what time it is,” Steven barked into the phone. “I need three jet skis ready for me in twenty minutes. The country is depending on you, and I’m depending on you, so get your bum down there, ya ol’ geezer!”

 

Steven hung up and angrily threw his phone onto the king-sized bed. Nick and Cameron avoided eye contact, standing awkwardly at the other end of the room.

 

“I’m sorry those jewels got stolen, Steve. I don’t think there’s anything we could do, though,” Cam reluctantly offered.

 

“There is something we can do. Hand me that bag, mate” Steven commanded, pointing at a large black duffel bag stowed on a shelf in the tiny hotel closet. Cam did so without question. He struggled at first because the bag was far heavier than he’d anticipated, then swung it by the strap and launched it at Steven.

 

“What are you doing lugging around a bag of cement like that? Geez, that’s heavy!” Cam said.

 

Steven ignored the comment and zipped the bag open, pulling the contents out and laying them on top of the bed. There were several black garments, a metal toolbox, and a crossbow with a clutch of arrows.

 

“Put these on,” he directed, tossing sleek black wetsuits to Nick and Cam. They looked at each other, and before either one could protest, noticed Steven frantically changing into his. “We’re gonna get wet, boys.”

 

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Iron Kiwi: Part 2 (A Steven Adams-Nick Collison Fanfiction)

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This is part 2 of a Steven Adams/Nick Collison fan-fiction series. The first installment can be found here.

 

“You sure look mint in that suit, mate,” Steven said as he looked in the mirror, adjusting his tie.

 

“Thanks, man. Not too often we get to dress up,” Nick replied.

 

“I was talking to myself, but you don’t look so dodgy either,” Steven said with a smile, flashing a friendly wink. He turned away from the mirror to face Nick. His long hair was pulled back tightly into a bun, and even with his thick mustache and coarse beard, the sleek black suit he wore gave him an unusual elegance. “Come on now, we’ve gotta make our grand entrance.”

 

They slowly walked across the violet-tinted carpet that lined a long hallway. Colorful potted flowers and gilded light fixtures accentuated the gaudily-patterned wallpaper.

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46 New Vape Flavors

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If there’s anything bros like these days, it’s VAPES. Whether it be talkin about vapes, buildin vapes, mixin up sick new vape flaves, or just plain ol’ puffin on a hot vape, it is the sensation that feeds a nation !!! Yes it’s cool to be a vaperboy- sure, we all want to!- but what does the future hold for nummy clouds to puff? Check out our ideas for tha sweetest new flaves for all you vapists!

  1. Strawberry
  2. Ruppercorn Crisp
  3. Snackjack Daddy
  4. Buckey O’Popcorn
  5. Twizzler Sizzler
  6. Buttery Waffle
  7. Belgium’s Waffle
  8. Blue Waffle
  9. Daddy’s Steakhouse
  10. Nothin But Peanuts!
  11. Salted Cornflakes
  12. Yes You Can Vape Cum
  13. Razzleberry Deeee-lite
  14. Freebasing Legos
  15. Pikachu’s Nightmares
  16. Stunky b-Hole
  17. Dick Vitale’s Slick White Owl
  18. Grapey
  19. 400 Virgins
  20. Catgut
  21. Jezebellez Perfume
  22. Chicken Fried Dumpster Pizza
  23. Who Got Da JAGER?
  24. Fish Flavor
  25. Tug Boat Gin
  26. The Cuckold’s Tankard
  27. Raspy Pootin’
  28. Spicy Tuna Roll
  29. Route 69
  30. Baby’s First Cloudz
  31. Chamomile Ginger Rooibos
  32. Racist Radish
  33. Internet Fantasy
  34. blue
  35. Itchy Trigger Fingee
  36.  Big Bad Voodoo Jazzy
  37. Livers & Onions & Gushers
  38. Scandalous Mommyblogger
  39. Sweet Iced Tea
  40. Suckin On Chili Dawgz
  41. Black Pepper & Licorice
  42. Grandmother’s Corpse
  43. Kangaroo Krush
  44. TABASCO PROMISES
  45. Demonic Morningbreath
  46. Pussy

Iron Kiwi: Part 1 (A Steven Adams/Nick Collison Fanfiction)

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Emerald water rippled viciously around a white cigarette boat as it cut through the surface like a steak knife through lime gelatin. Although the sun was unobscured, hanging golden and vibrant in the southern sky, the seawater was cool as a post-game ice bath. Jets of frothy saltwater splashed onto the men’s faces, blotting their dark sunglasses as they drove through the deep water of the harbour.

 

“I knew it would be beautiful here, but never imagined like this. Did you take it for granted when you were younger?” Nick asked, leaning his head back to soak up the warmth of the sun.

 

“Never, mate. We knew we were blessed growing up, mum wouldn’t let us forget,” Steven shouted over the groan of the motor. His long hair whipped behind his shoulders in the wind, curly brown trestles wet from the briny water of the Hauraki Gulf. He seemed lost in thought as he effortlessly piloted the boat, cooly steering the ship while never looking back.

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